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Everything has a birth chart. Humans, companies, and even a table. The belief is that if something comes into existence, the laws of the universe will have a hold on it – and this applies to both tangible and intangible things. It’s not just physical things, but ideals, beliefs, and inspiration too. To put an […]
My, oh my, what a way to step out of my 30s and into my 40s. The world is truly so easily offended. If I said something like, “I look forward to going home every day and letting my bitch lick my fingers”, I’d get cancelled for being a misogynist when I was just referring […]
Hello everybody! It’s funny because I foresaw myself writing something like this, and it really happened. Before that, here’s the feature: I’m going to keep this really short and concise. I’m sure everyone has seen my latest media feature on HeyKaki, which is an Ask Me Anything where I was being fully myself and just […]
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Everything has a birth chart. Humans, companies, and even a table. The belief is that if something comes into existence, the laws of the universe will have a hold on it – and this applies to both tangible and intangible things. It’s not just physical things, but ideals, beliefs, and inspiration too. To put an […]
My, oh my, what a way to step out of my 30s and into my 40s. The world is truly so easily offended. If I said something like, “I look forward to going home every day and letting my bitch lick my fingers”, I’d get cancelled for being a misogynist when I was just referring […]
Hello everybody! It’s funny because I foresaw myself writing something like this, and it really happened. Before that, here’s the feature: I’m going to keep this really short and concise. I’m sure everyone has seen my latest media feature on HeyKaki, which is an Ask Me Anything where I was being fully myself and just […]
There has been so much buzz for 2026’s year of the Fire Horse. Buzz is nice, but is it necessary? Who cares? Buzz away. But let’s not get stupid as we get caught up in the buzz. You know, the saying that the year of the Fire Horse comes every 60 years is 废话 (it […]
My oh my, I can’t believe this is the second case study inspired by Single’s Inferno. You know you’re having a midlife crisis and are sick of meaningless zodiac forecasts when you’re blogging about Netflix shows. What’s the first case study inspired by Single’s Inferno? Well, it’s inspired by none other than this fella here: […]
My gawd, Chinese New Year isn’t even here yet, but my oh my, the planets are delivering. Or should I say the planets are slaaaaaaying~! It’s as though the metaphorical snake tunnelled its way up into a horse’s ass and made it moan, squeal, and writhe in agony. We live in a blessed-and-cursed age of AI – the […]
The Buddhist perspective on this topic is that families always share some form of karmic bond. Karmic bond can mean many things, and it could either be our biggest blessing or our greatest curse. Time and again, I’ve mentioned that a family’s charts, and even a couple’s charts, will always be congruent. It will always […]
Ah, yes, another subhuman. Cat. 4s truly make the best case studies. What a reason to celebrate. Unless you have been living under a rock, you would have seen recent news about the busting of the balls of Chen Zhi, the crime lord and scam kingpin who is probably responsible for your grandmother not having […]
As I sit here thinking about what to write for my year-end ritual, I find myself at a loss. What’s there to write about, exactly? My year-end posts are usually emotionally charged or cathartic, but I find myself feeling no strong emotions as I draft this one. I don’t see that as a bad thing, […]
I never thought the day I’d write this would come, but I think the stars have aligned, and I feel compelled to write something. It’s time to rattle the cage, unleash the kraken. So, grab some beer, schedule your bloody GrabHitch like the cheapskate you are, and enjoy the ride. I shall start this blog […]
Many ‘gurus’ today package ancient arts like Qi Men Dun Jia into ‘Manifestation’ courses, charging tens of thousands for what is essentially a ‘feel-good’ seminar. This article exposes the mechanics of these high-ticket funnels, explains why ‘bypassing karma’ is impossible, and teaches you how to identify legitimate metaphysics practitioners. Recently, I witnessed a ‘Qimen Manifestation’ […]
I bet you weren’t expecting another post so soon. I am riding on the momentum of the previous post. There are a few things and stories I’ve been wanting to write about for a while now, and I think the time is finally right. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to make the title […]
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