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Diary Of A Fortune Teller
A blog on BaZi, Zi Wei Dou Shu, Qi Men Dun Jia and everything Chinese metaphysics. Oh, and Feng Shui too. The industry is a mess, and it’s doing more harm than good. This blog aims to tell you what Chinese metaphysics is and isn’t.
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The BaZi Chart Your Mother Warned You About: A Study of Choi Mina-Sue
My oh my, I can't believe this is the second case study inspired by Single's Inferno. You know you're having a midlife crisis and are sick of meaningless zodiac forecasts when you're blogging about Netflix shows. What's the first case study inspired by Single's...
Maybe Your Path Is Harder Because Her ‘Calling’ Is Too High: When Office Acoustics Fail
My gawd, Chinese New Year isn't even here yet, but my oh my, the planets are delivering. Or should I say the planets are slaaaaaaying~! It's as though the metaphorical snake tunnelled its way up into a horse's ass and made it moan, squeal, and writhe in...
The Shared Script: Why A Family’s Charts Will Always Be Congruent
Table of contentsThe Background StoryThe Client’s Charts: Decoding the Earth & MetalThe Husband’s Perspective: A Congruent NarrativeThe Cat. 4 Sister's ChartsThe Ethical Dilemma: To Donate or Not?The Weight of Astrology: Beyond Entertainment The Buddhist...
The Fall of a Paper Tycoon: A BaZi Analysis of Scam Lord Chen Zhi
Table of contentsThe "Prince" of Filth: A Resume Only a Mother Could HateThe "Pig Butchering"The "HR Strategy" from Hell - Of Course, It's HR After AllThe World’s Biggest LaundromatThe "Side Hustles" (Because Fraud Wasn't Enough)False God, Real Idiot: Decoding the...
2025 Year End Reflections: Family, Values, And Purpose
As I sit here thinking about what to write for my year-end ritual, I find myself at a loss. What's there to write about, exactly? My year-end posts are usually emotionally charged or cathartic, but I find myself feeling no strong emotions as I draft this one. I don't...
Financial Astrology Case Study: Anthony Tan & $GRAB
Table of contentsThe Emergence Of An S-Tier ClientGrab Grabbed My Balls & I Grabbed Life By The Balls With My GonadsIntroducing The Divine Testosterone Of A Man Driving SEA ForwardAnthony Tan's Western ChartIntroduction To Financial Astrology Using $GRAB's Birth...
The $30,000 Trap: Why “Qimen Manifestation” Won’t Change Your Life
Many 'gurus' today package ancient arts like Qi Men Dun Jia into 'Manifestation' courses, charging tens of thousands for what is essentially a 'feel-good' seminar. This article exposes the mechanics of these high-ticket funnels, explains why 'bypassing karma' is...
Astrologer Musings: Is It “Bad Luck”, Or Are You Simply Just Dumb AF?
I bet you weren't expecting another post so soon. I am riding on the momentum of the previous post. There are a few things and stories I've been wanting to write about for a while now, and I think the time is finally right. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to make...
Astrological Case Study Of Unevolved Low-Life Human Garbage
Did you miss me in all my irrelevance and my unabashed ability to dress Cat. 4s down like a salad? Skibidi. Because I am back with a vengeance. I may be busy with parenting, but life is a Cat. 4 galore because if you don't meet them in real life, you'd at least get to...









