Ah, yes, another subhuman. Cat. 4s truly make the best case studies.

What a reason to celebrate. Unless you have been living under a rock, you would have seen recent news about the busting of the balls of Chen Zhi, the crime lord and scam kingpin who is probably responsible for your grandmother not having any CPF anymore.

For years, Chen Zhi paraded around Southeast Asia like a feudal lord. He collected titles like ‘Neak Oknha,’ bought citizenship like it was a gym membership, and plastered his face on enough ‘philanthropy’ press releases to choke a horse. He thought he was the architect of a new digital empire, but alas, he was just a glorified landlord for a digital sweatshop.

On January 7, the universe – and the Chinese government – finally called his bluff. But here’s the thing: if he had looked at his Bazi chart instead of his bank account, he would have seen this coming a mile away. Let’s dissect the metaphysical disaster that turned a billionaire into a fugitive overnight.

Let’s immortalise him and remind everyone that if karma wants to come fornicate you in the a**, it definitely will.

The “Prince” of Filth: A Resume Only a Mother Could Hate

“His Highness” here, whose name is Orange Juice (Chen Zhi has the same phonetics is 橙汁 which is orange juice), is arguably one of those cases where you wish the midwife dropped him the moment he was delivered, or perhaps the mother should have had a moment of enlightenment and realised her sole purpose was to strangle him with his umbilical cord in an act of epic karmic cleansing.

Cruel of me, you say? Perhaps. Letting him live so long is equally cruel, though.

Let’s take a look at this guy’s achievements:

The “Pig Butchering”

Official Charge: Wire Fraud Conspiracy & Billions in Theft.

While you were working 9-to-5, Chen Zhi was building call centres designed to emotionally manipulate lonely people out of their life savings. He called it “FinTech.” The rest of us call it destroying lives for sport. He industrialised the art of the scam, turning grandmothers’ retirement funds into his private collection of ugly watches for people with small-PP energy.

Speaking of which, I hope my client above feels better now. But you’re not getting your $200,000 back for sure.

The “HR Strategy” from Hell – Of Course, It’s HR After All

Official Charge: Human Trafficking, Forced Labour & Torture.

You know those “high-paying jobs abroad” ads? Yeah, that was him. He ran literal slave camps in Sihanoukville while parading around as a “philanthropist.” He treated human beings like disposable batteries for his scam machine. It’s not just “bad karma”; it’s pure, unadulterated evil.

The World’s Biggest Laundromat

Official Charge: Money Laundering & Sanctions Evasion. $15 Billion in seized Bitcoin.

Let that sink in. That’s not “Oops, I forgot to file my taxes” money. That is “I am trying to buy a small country” money. He washed dirty cash through everything from London real estate to Singaporean shell companies, thinking he could outsmart the global banking system.

The “Side Hustles” (Because Fraud Wasn’t Enough)

Official Charge: Illegal Gambling & Sextortion.

Because apparently, enslaving people wasn’t profitable enough, he had to dabble in sextortion and illegal casinos too. He turned the internet into a playground for blackmail, targeting minors and desperate adults alike. A true “renaissance man” of degeneracy.

Strangling him with his umbilical cord would have been considered a compassionate act for mankind, but thank Heavens, we have the Chinese government, which is already ready to put a bullet in his skull.

False God, Real Idiot: Decoding the Destiny of a Scammy Scum Lord

Man, I couldn’t wait to generate his chart when I realised his full birth details were public, because what a privilege to be able to sit here and metaphysically dissect human garbage. Breaking down his chart is as easy as uttering 草泥马 with a Hokkien accent:

• He’s a Yin Earth 己土 Daymaster born during winter in the month of 子。 We immediately know such a chart needs Climate Control (调侯). We should be looking for Yang Fire 丙, but it does not appear in his chart. We have no choice but to turn to Yin Fire 丁, which appears as 丁 and 午。
• It should come as no surprise that his chart is considered a “Broken Structure” (破格) – because please take a look at what’s happening to the 丁 and 午 in his chart. 丁壬合 with a 子卯刑？Wow. Conniving. I am familiar with this trait because I’ve seen chart-holders with these configurations before, and they’re also degenerate scammers.
• I’ve also noticed that his Day Pillar has 白虎, which sits on his Day Branch of 亥, suggesting a very ruthless person who will go out of his way to get what he wants, especially when 亥 is involved.

His natal BaZi chart doesn’t look impressive at all, and if you’re one of those imbeciles who, till today, wish to think that a lot of money means a good life and BaZi chart, well, be glad you’re not going to be put on death row. This boy here was supposed to enjoy his prime, his 40s, but naw, he probably figured enlightenment was to jam-pack all the pleasures and hedonism into his 30s (and at other people’s expense) before going into his next reincarnation.

The only saving grace about his chart is that his 10-Year Phases did support him a little bit because his beneficial elements of Fire and Earth showed up a little, but it’s not going to do much for him, given the state of his natal chart.

2025’s 乙巳 was the year that saw his capture, and he was in his 戊申 10-Year Phase at this point. The signs of capture and incarceration are not immediately clear with the 乙巳 Annual Pillar, but if you look at 2026’s 丙午， the signs start to show. Take note, some schools of BaZi argue that the Annual Pillar changes during 冬至 (Winter solstice), so the effects of the next year’s Pillar set in during December every year.

巳亥冲 in his case would be extremely devastating, although 乙巳 is his 空亡 position, this 空亡, unfortunately, doesn’t negate the effects of 巳亥冲 due to this 10-Year Phase Pillar being in the picture. Another possible reason is that 2026 is 丙午，and 接气 caused the 巳亥冲 to trigger.

Chen Zhi’s Zi Wei Dou Shu Chart

His Zi Wei Dou Shu chart is interesting because you would never associate 天同 with a scammer. 天同 is the most child-like star in Zi Wei Dou Shu and is often associated with good fortune and abundance. That said, Zi Wei Dou Shu is never about looking at which main star in the Life Palace (命宫).

His 天同 is tagged with the transformer 化权， which is about power and control. It significantly increases 天同’s ability to turn abundance into reality and something tangible. However, the big pity here is the 陀螺，地空， and 地劫 that appear alongside it, defiling the innocence for which 天同 is known.

Come to think of it, our low-life “Highness” (the irony) here does seem to have a baby face, which is a very typical 天同 trait. I have to give it to him that even with such a garbage chart, he was able to build an empire. I attribute it to an intense obsession with control, which his Zi Wei Dou Shu chart reveals: there is a 命宫化忌 entering his 福德宫, and 福德宫化权 flying back into his 命宫。

Saturn Always Collects: Why Chen Zhi Was Fated To Be Cosmically Screwd

There are so many things that can be said about his Western chart. As much as I wish Chinese astrology could point out someone’s inner world as effectively, Western astrology still trumps its oriental counterpart. I looked at his chart in awe, fascinated by how things manifested.

Here’s what immediately jumps out to me:

• First of all, he’s a f***ing idiot. That should be clear. Mercury in Sagittarius? The kind that does things without thinking, and he should have probably thought twice before putting himself on the path to an early reincarnation.
• To my surprise, he’s a Pisces Ascendant. We often associate Pisces with someone who is dreamy and idealistic, and perhaps he was. Jupiter rules Pisces, and Jupiter lands in his 2nd House of Aries, the House of Finance, Possessions, and Personal Values. If I may say so, the 2nd House can also be the House of Avarice.
  • His Jupiter is in Aries, which means Mars is its dispositor. His Mars is domiciled in his 9th House of Scorpio, conjunct with his Pluto, which is also domiciled. This is his Western chart’s way of saying he has an immense desire for wealth.

Now, where does his ability to control and build an empire come from? This is the fascinating part, and it is my first time seeing it in a chart.

This cosmic fertiliser who thinks he can outsmart karma has a bloody Saturn Cazimi. It is extremely rare, occurring only once a year and lasting about half a day.

What is a cazimi? While planets usually weaken when they get too close to the Sun, Cazimi is a special exception where the planet is said to be “in the heart of the Sun.” In this specific position, the planet is considered to be empowered, purified, and extremely auspicious.

His Saturn Cazimi is the reason why he was able to build an empire. Why? Because isn’t Saturn about structure, patience, and, funnily enough, common people and peasants with whom he built his empire? His Saturn Cazimi even conjuncts his Medium Coeli and Uranus, which is pretty insane, because this is why he was able to get so high-profile, albeit through really unorthodox means.

Saturn, in perfect conjunction with the Sun, may be deemed auspicious, but in his case, it created a “God Complex” in which he believed he was the ultimate architect of his own reality, and sadly, under a personal code that supersedes laws.

He did build an empire and a fortress, but please remember, Saturn is and always will be about karma. He is the perfect embodiment of you reap what you sow.

Saturn In The Heart Of The Sun. But The Soul In The Depths Of Satan’s Anus.

The Saturn Cazimi of our dear “Prince” here is not the reason he became a scam kingpin. It only allowed him to build an empire, unlike some of our uneducated noobs here in Singapore who can only run errands for loan sharks. I mean, how can you turn to crime and still be so big a goddamn loser that you end up being the errand boy AGAIN?

There are a few reasons why Captain Orange Juice here ended up the way he is:

• First, again, it’s his Jupiter in the 2nd House, Aries, answer to his Mars and Pluto.
• His Jupiter opposes his Moon in the 8th House. The 8th House is associated with other people’s money.
• His Jupiter squares his Venus, which rules his 3rd and 8th. You’ll see the 8th showing up again. Venus is in his 11th House of Capricorn; the 11th House is associated with community and gains from work, and Capricorn is ruled by Saturn.
• His Jupiter also trines his Saturn Cazimi, which in itself is a very beautiful astrological aspect.

I think you can see where this is going. Let’s summarise in layman’s terms: His Jupiter (2nd House) reveals his intense desire (9th House) to acquire wealth, and he will do so through the people he controls (11th House), structuring it in his image and vision (Saturn Cazimi).

The scam aspect of his chart is a bit harder to see. We usually attribute scams and deception to Neptune, and his Neptune is in his 11th House of Capricorn. It’s not an exact conjunction with his Medium Coeli, but close enough for discomfort. His Neptune forms a loose square with his Jupiter, which is the most salient trait in his chart, indicating that his means of making money is through delusion and deceit.

F*ck Around and Find Out: When Saturn Comes Spinning Up Your Crack

Karma is such a beautiful thing, isn’t it? You think it doesn’t exist, but it does! There is even a physical manifestation of it called Saturn. Most people want karma and justice right now, but alas, Saturn is also about patience.

If you have been hearing me whinge on Instagram, you’d know that Saturn has been in Pisces for a while now, meaning Saturn is in our “Highness’s” 1st House since March 2023. We all know crackdowns on scams really started around that period. Pisces and Sagittarius are also square by sign, meaning all those lovely planets in his 10th House, including his Saturn Cazimi, are going to have a taste of Saturn really soon.

The most fascinating part about his transit leading up to his arrest is that:

• Saturn has gone direct. Whatever was put aside will be set in motion again.
• Transit North Node, Saturn, and Neptune are all moving towards each other. Transit Saturn had already conjunct with transit North Node in April 2025, and it is now moving towards a conjunction with his Neptune. Do note that Neptune rules Pisces as well, which is his 1st House.
• Transit Chiron, interestingly, was also conjunct his natal Jupiter. He will learn that money, perhaps, is not everything.

News Bulletin: April 2025 – Deportation of Chinese Suspects: A significant group of Chinese nationals involved in online fraud was escorted back to China from Phnom Penh International Airport. While the raids leading to these arrests likely occurred shortly before this date, the deportation itself was a publicised event confirming the dismantling of that specific syndicate.

Saturn conjunct Neptune is no doubt one of the most significant planetary transits in recent times, and it only happens once every 36 years. The last time it happened in Aries was 593 BC.

The illusion of his empire collapsed pretty much due to Saturn, and Saturn conjuncting Neptune is perhaps the most astrological and metaphorical way of saying scams, frauds, and anything fluffy like Feng Shui items and Qimen Manifestation camps will be exposed.

This conjunction starts forming at the end degrees of Pisces, where his North Node is.

The Trash Takes Itself Out: When Saturn Cancels Your Subscription to Life

I do not like or want to forecast death, but it doesn’t mean I won’t bring it up when justified, especially for cases like this.

There are some significant transits to point out:

• Transit Saturn squares transit Venus in May 2026.
• Transit Saturn squares his natal Venus in May 2027, although I think it is not as significant.
• Transit Pluto squares transit Venus in September 2026.
• There will be a Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, which is his 1st House, on 28th August 2026.
• Saturn will be retrograding back into Pisces in July 2026. Unfinished business will start to show up. To put it bluntly, if guilty, we all know he’s meant to get executed – but paperwork is important!

A case like his, based on past sentences, warrants immediate execution, but with appeals and court reviews, the entire process after the first verdict will take 6 to 18 months. The transits above should reflect this process. This means legal proceedings should start soon, around February. It’s uncanny because someone can spend as long as 11 years on death row in Singapore, but China does not give a flying f*** and does it at their earliest convenience. Perhaps this is why some immediate signs are appearing.

Assuming that execution is indeed inevitable, and if I really had to nail down a date for his execution, it would likely be around August, right before or a few days after the lunar 7th Month, or the Ghost Month, starts. The Ghost Month starts on 13th August 2026. It would be pretty symbolic if he were executed right at the start of the Ghost Month because someone like him truly deserves Hell. The Lunar Eclipse in Pisces is also pretty poetic because it marks the end of his, well, dogshit legacy.

In the old days, Emperors wouldn’t execute people during the Ghost Month. The logic was simple: The gates of hell are already open; you wouldn’t want to execute someone just for the soul to run rampant. Even the modern CCP, godless as they claim to be, has a habit of rushing executions just before the month starts, which has historically shown to be true, as they did with serial killer Zhao Zhihong in 2019.

Genius in the Brain, Moron in the Soul.

There is a pervasive myth in our society that ‘criminal masterminds’ are geniuses. We watch movies where the villain plays 4D chess while the police play checkers. Let me pop that bubble for you: Criminals aren’t geniuses. They are just high-functioning idiots. Yes, sadly, they are “high-functioning”.

His “Highness” here had a Saturn Cazimi. He had a Sun-Medium Coeli conjunction. He had the kind of chart that could have built a legitimate tech giant, cured a disease, or revolutionised an industry. But no, he wanted to make sure your grandmother had no CPF and convince you that someone out there was interested in a Cat. 4 like you.

He is definitely smart – and ambitious. But was he wise? Wisdom is knowing that Saturn will always come back to get you, and when he does, you will be humbled, or worse, have your right to live taken away.

You know, I never understood why some people just can’t… Live properly. If these criminals would only put the same kind of effort into something legitimate, I’m sure life would still be as good. Turning to crime doesn’t make you cool, competent, and it surely isn’t a sign of superior intelligence – but a catastrophic failure of imagination and human dignity. You were given one valuable life, and for some reason, you were somehow made to believe that you are a special snowflake that is not bound by karmic consequences.

I pity people like this, because surely, they never, ever once felt what real human kinship or love are like. If they did, they would never do this to someone else’s family.

If you are intelligent but you choose to use the talents granted to you by Heaven to build a scam empire, I hope you enjoy living in a cell, or look forward to a quick self-exit by the state.

To any low-lives reading this and think that they can get away with crime, or taking advantage of others… Don’t worry. Saturn is waiting. I can assure you, with all my experience as a practitioner, that you will not get away.

– Sean