My gawd, Chinese New Year isn’t even here yet, but my oh my, the planets are delivering. Or should I say the planets are slaaaaaaying~! It’s as though the metaphorical snake tunnelled its way up into a horse’s ass and made it moan, squeal, and writhe in agony.

We live in a blessed-and-cursed age of AI – the Blursed Age of AI. Because lo and behold, it has turned me into the artist I’ve always wanted to be, but would be beheaded if I were born in feudal China.

The “TL;DR” Summary: Astrological Highlights of the Case

• CEO’s Chart: High-performing entrepreneur structure, but currently in a “Harm” phase (寅巳刑) affecting the Marriage Palace.
• The Subordinate: Strong “Go-Getter” energy (Sagittarius Stellium) but lacking ethical boundaries (Saturn/Neptune issues).
• The Timing: The scandal broke during a pivotal “Saturn Return” transit for both parties, indicating a karmic reckoning.

Are you afraid of the Tai Sui? Nah, f*** that shit. Be afraid of the previous zodiac animal giving you a bigger asshole, and I can’t wait for the year of the Rat again because what comes before it is the Pig.

The universe is serving up some cosmic comedy that I simply cannot ignore.

I think everyone knows by now that my mind works in a bit of a twisted way to cope with the absurdity of existence, but this is not the right time to let me see the words “harder” or “calling higher”.

I’m sorry for the innuendos, but I cannot help but draw the link. This happens all the time, even outside of work, and my wife wonders why I look at my phone and just end up laughing like a maniac sometimes because life is a joke.

It’s not just this, but even the ‘best’ Feng Shui masters are delivering some synchronicity with their ‘forecasts’. I was just randomly going through forecasts and trying to see what others said about roosters, and I was delivered gold. I have no freaking idea what in the f*** “rolling tongues” means, but this is not the time to say something like that when someone is screaming, especially when the stud I’m about to talk about is born during the year of the Rooster.

“Relationship is stable and harmonious?” Sure. With your right hand, I suppose.

May I just add that the ‘forecast’ above sounds like it was written by someone with cognitive impairment – and I mean SEVERE cognitive impairment. “Mood swings can be quite dramatic, affecting your mood.” I’ve never done forecasts before, but let me give it a go:

“Fatal accidents are quite deadly, affecting your life expectancy.”

“Blindness can be visually limiting, impacting your ability to see.”

“Insomnia is very tiresome, keeping you awake.”

“History is very old, happening in the past.”

“The future is upcoming, happening tomorrow.”

“Water is the essence of wetness, making you wet.”

“Solitude is lonely, leaving you by yourself.”

I’m such a bloody failure and shame to our ancestors for not being able to write such, such meaningful forecasts.

Who wrote the forecast above? It’s none other than my client-turned-master and also a child molester sympathiser and virtue signaller.

He’ll always be the biggest joke of the industry to me with the worst 面相, followed by the pink paper practitioner who climbs on tables.

It’s All The Acoustics Fault

Now, irreverence aside, I want to make it clear, for legal reasons especially, that this post is not intended to cause distress, defame, or break any law. The truth is already out there, and he practically gave a confession. Reddit is also blowing up, birthdays are public and widely known by realtors, and even searchable on ChatGPT and Google Gemini. Everyone’s salaries and even calendars are posted on Reddit, and they will probably stay up there forever. I won’t repost them here.

If you still don’t know which case I’m referring to, well, please just refer to the feature image. Unfortunately for these two, I’m going to jump on the bandwagon too. I don’t like the idea of my blog turning into some tabloid corner, but this is just too wild not to write about. A part of me does pity (not sympathise with) them, but I’m sure we all agree that they deserve the backlash. Both are married, one is an influencer, and the guy is even a father of four.

I’ll admit, whenever I write these posts, a large part of it is that the tea is amazing. Another part of it is whether all these events are fated and canonical? The astrologer in me needs to find out. Perhaps it will do society some good. Because if you f*** around, you, or someone, will certainly find out – both metaphorically and literally.

There is a sobering lesson to all this, though. Read on.

The CEO Who Made Someone Scream Louder – Sorry, Calling Higher. (Same Lah~!)

I’m going to start off by first saying, what a goddamn pity, because this fella here actually has quite a good BaZi chart. It’s technically under a 食神生财格, but not a qualified one unless his 运 comes in to support his weak Daymaster. Such charts stand a really good chance of becoming successful entrepreneurs, which he arguably is, and he has the blessing of several positive 10-Year Phases. His 乙未， and especially 甲午 10-Year Phase, will see him accumulate a massive amount of wealth because his Daymaster will finally be strong enough to uphold 食神生财格。 His 甲午 10-Year Phase was no doubt his best because 寅午戌三合火局 forms, and 甲 Wood even activates his 寅 Day Branch. His “Usefu God” (用神) appears, basically.

One trait I wish to point out about his chart is his wife. His 辛 Metal 正财 is “rooted”. From his chart, you can tell that the wife is extremely capable, homeschooling all her children, and supporting “He Who Makes You Scream Louder”. The most important part of his chart supporting his Daymaster is the 寅 Day Branch, which also happens to be the Marriage Sector. This 寅 Branch holds 甲 Wood, 丙 Fire, and even 戊 Earth, which is his 食神。 I don’t know this guy or his wife at all, but from his charts, you can tell his wife played a massive role in his success by being the pillar of support in the family, and also his safe harbour.

If I were to bring in his Zi Wei Dou Shu chart, his having 贪狼 in his 命宫 means 天府 will surely be in his 夫妻宫， and 天府 is one of the best stars to have in 夫妻宫 because it is extremely stable. There is one small flaw: 铃星 sits in there with it, which, in Zi Wei Dou Shu books, says increases the chance of a marriage falling apart.

Even his Western chart says the same because Saturn, the Ruler of the 7th House, is exalted in his 4th House. The wife is, no doubt, a pillar of the family and in his life.

His Zi Wei Dou Shu chart structure is under 廉贞 + 贪狼 in the same sector. Both these stars are Peach Blossom (桃花) stars. Being born under 廉贞 and 贪狼 doesn’t automatically make you a cheater. The complication here is that he has 文昌化忌 and 天马, which bring out the negative side of his 桃花。

It’s not difficult to see why s*** blew up for him this year, but I won’t go into the technicalities of Zi Wei Dou Shu for now.

Coming back to his BaZi chart, “He Who Makes You Scream Louder” is in his 癸巳 10-Year Phase now. This is where the signs become louder and clearer.

For the first time in his 运， Yang Metal 庚金, hidden in 巳， shows up as 偏财. Basic BaZi theory tells you that 偏财 is the one who screams very loud the third party. 巳 here forms 寅巳刑， which in his case is extremely severe because of the specific Pillars involved. Yang Metal within his 10-Year Phase’s 巳， harms the 甲 Wood represented by 寅, and remember, 寅 is his Marriage Sector.

May I just remind you: We are still technically in 乙巳 year, so the 寅巳刑’s effects are fully triggered by both his 10-Year Pillar and Annual Pillar.

The next big ‘milestone’ would be 2028, a 戊申 year. This is when 寅申冲 clashes with his Day Branch. This will be the make-or-break year for his marriage, and transit Saturn will oppose his natal Saturn, which is the planet governing his marriage. Perhaps separate procedures will be underway soon, and 2028 marks the conclusion because technically speaking, 2026 does see 寅巳刑 trigger too, and I don’t see any signs of the marriage healing.

The 癸巳 10-Year Phase is arguably this fella’s final positive 10-Year Phase, and he’s not even in the most challenging part of this 10-Year Phase. Whether he can sustain his success streak after all that has happened and into his 壬辰 10-Year Phase remains to be seen, but I highly doubt he can.

Now, if anyone’s asking, will these two lovebirds end up together after all this? Based on the Qi Men Dun Jia divination above, I highly doubt so.

Let’s see what Western astrology says:

I’m just going to put down what comes up as interesting to me:

• He has a very active 4th House, which is related to real estate. This chart basically screams “real estate career”. The 10th House (Career) Ruler is Mars, which lands in his 2nd House of Finances, which is a great placement for an entrepreneur.

I know, you don’t want to hear all this boring shit. You want to know why he made someone scream louder. Here’s what I see:

• I see Pluto conjunct the Sun.
• The Sun combusts Jupiter, and also puts Saturn Under The Beams (I’m sure he put someone else under a beam.)
• I see Mars square Uranus, and Uranus is in the 5th House of Scorpio, which Mars rules.

The 6th House governs work, routines, and also subordinates and servants. The fact that Jupiter, the Ruler of the 6th House, is combust makes things very interesting. The Pluto conjunct Sun is a chart trait that can lead to a larger ego and a tendency toward power trips. The apology text to his company said that the company was never about him, but his behaviour made it seem otherwise – it was always about him.

The 5th House is the house of romance, pleasure, and, you guessed it, casual sex (assuming no screaming). Mars rules his 5th, and Mars is squaring his Uranus. I won’t try to speculate, but theoretically speaking, the square is tension that needs to be released, and Uranus is a planet with themes of rebellion, sudden shocks, and a need for constant stimulation (wrong choice of words here).

Now, I want to be fair to this person. I know he did something wrong, but let’s find out why.

I’ve noticed that his Moon is conjunct Chiron and Eros, even in Taurus. To put it Sean-esquely, it might be the reason why he feel he needs to pork a bull where he shits, even though he’s the one who owns the farm. To put it properly, there are wounds related to emotions and love, and I can tell immediately from his BaZi that he had a very tough start to life. His first 10-Year Phase saw 申酉戌三会金局 forming, and his second one saw 寅申冲 form. I don’t know anything about his past, but it seems to me that he did not have a safe environment to grow up in.

His Moon, conjunct Chiron and Eros, needs healing, and because these are in Taurus, Venus has influence over it. Venus rules his 4th House too, where a lot of his planets are. His Venus is in his 6th House. You could say he poured his wounds into work, but you can also say he pounded poured himself into his subordinate. These wounds feel like they can only be healed when extremely intense emotions are involved, basically, such as falling in love again, being desired, getting sucked off, etc.

Remember Jupiter rules his 6th House and is combust by the Sun? Combust and being Under The Beams often means something is hidden or out of sight. His Jupiter and Saturn are both affected, and one represents his subordinate, while the other represents his wife.

Now, why did everything blow up so spectacularly? His BaZi explains it via the two 巳 Fire harming his 寅 Day Branch, and mind you, 伤官见官 also forms with his Hour Pillar, which happens to represent subordinates.

As for his Western chart transits:

I will keep it very simple:

• Saturn conjunct Neptune is arguably the most significant transit in the cosmos right now. The conjunction happens exactly in Aries, which is his 10th House of Career and Reputation, and where his Medium Coeli is.
• Pluto, Mars, Venus, Mercury and Sun are all in his 8th House right now, having a f***ing orgy right now. The 8th House is the House associated with personal transformation and also sex. Pluto has a reputation for stripping away what’s inauthentic and not working.
• His 11th House transits look interesting, too, because I see Moon and Eros back there, and Uranus is also having fun there.
• Jupiter, being in Cancer, triggers his Moon, along with Chiron and Eros. It will force him to address his wounds.

I think the main transit responsible for his exposure is Neptune conjunct Saturn, because Neptune rules Pisces, which Jupiter rules too, and we know Jupiter represents his subordinate. His natal Neptune also happens to be in his 6th House.

Now, again, I want to be fair to this person, and I am genuine about this, not because I am afraid of the legal repercussions of this post. (You can try tell the judge astrology is real, and I’d like to see what the judge says.)

There is a side of him that is the responsible husband and father, and I attribute this to his exalted Saturn in his 4th House. I’m sure he did provide very well for his family. When I look at his chart, again, it feels like someone who needs a lot of healing when it comes to his emotional vulnerability and safety. I’ve seen a lot of charts where Moon conjuncts Chiron, and the wounds are deeper, but the complication for him here is Eros. Before I forget, Eros governs raw erotic desire, passionate love, the “sex drive,” and intense attraction.

Let’s move on to dessert.

She Who Should Not Have Screamed So Loud

I gotta admit, when I first laid eyes on this chart, I laughed out loud because I could immediately understand why things turned out the way they did. It is astrologically poetic because, of course, only someone with a chart like this would be capable of something like that.

I’ve never heard of this person before, but she seems like quite a go-getter. I mean, she allegedly fornicated with her boss, unless someone wants to come out and say she was in choir practice?

This is no doubt a strong Yang Metal (庚金) chart, and it’s also a 魁罡贵人 chart, making it very masculine. This is also a 魁罡贵人逢刑冲 chart, unfortunately. There is a saying in BaZi 「魁罡冲刑小人身」。 I think everyone knows what I am getting at here. I’ve met a lot of females with this 魁罡贵人逢刑冲 trait in their charts, and trust me, they all give off the same vibes, and they aren’t very pleasant to deal with because that’s just the nature of 魁罡贵人逢刑冲。 They can be very ‘guai lan’. It’s just that this particular case has other inauspicious traits on top of this, which I will point out in a bit.

Now, I know Yang Metal charts extremely well, and such charts will always need Yang Wood 甲 and Yin Fire 丁 to show up. This chart shows absolutely no 甲 Wood, which means her earning capacity should be low, and the virtues of 甲，such as integrity, will be missing. However, from 2022 to 2024, there were some strong traces of Yang Wood, which is probably why she secured such a good salary in her short stint there, but not having it in the natal chart already suggests a lack of character depth.

Yin Fire 丁 is severely and utterly f***ed in his chart. Yin Fire 丁 is her 正官， meaning it’s her Spouse Element, and her Day Branch/Marriage Sector is also affected by 丑戌刑, where Yin Fire is further harmed. What this means should be obvious, especially when Yin Fire is technically her “Useful God”, her entire chart balance and quality is hinged on.

Ideally, her chart really also needs a lot of Wood to remove Earth, especially Yang Wood, which represents a strong, sturdy block of Wood, which I guess she got from her boss. I swear to Heavens the puns here are not intentional.

This chart also has a latent 伤官见官 waiting to trigger, and if you pay attention to her 10-Year Phase, she is in her 癸丑 10-Year Phase right now, so 伤官见官 triggers. Yin Fire is utterly f***ed.

I don’t want to say too much because it will look like I am trying to character assassinate (although she’s done that herself), but the 魁罡贵人逢刑冲 and 伤官见官 should say enough. Reddit has enough posts with her stories about how she can earn more than senior management in just a few years, and her other trysts and adventures, which I will not reiterate.

All I will say as an astrologer and BaZi practitioner is that the chart is absolutely horrid and as good as dogs***.

Her next 10-Year Phase starts in 2028, which is her 甲寅 10-Year Phase. Before anyone thinks this is going to be her turning point and a superb phase, please notice the 「 空 」 there and think again. May I also add that 2028 is a 戊申 year, and 天克地冲 will form with her 甲寅 10-Year Phase, so this transition into her new 10-Year Phase will be one hell of a ride. I read that she opened a few other businesses with the guy who made her scream, and it’s unlikely to do very well after this, so expect the rent and debt to start piling up.

I can’t help but feel that everything is so dumb, don’t you think? You’re hired to do a job, and you don’t watch the optics and focus on what you’re hired to do. Instead, you open multiple businesses while being paid sky-high for doing nothing much. What makes it worse is that the CEO is doing it with her.

Her 伤官见官 will trigger again in 2026 and 2027, suggesting legal issues, which may refer to a divorce, since 伤官见官 is an inauspicious structure that sees the Spouse Element utterly wrecked. I won’t be surprised if the company wants to claw back her salary to boost morale and restore confidence. Saturn, being in her 2nd House, has similar themes. If this were to really happen, I foresee 2028 as the year there’s some conclusion to this, and Saturn would be in her 3rd House by then, slowly forming a square with her natal Jupiter. This isn’t going to be an easy transit.

The chart is interesting because of the Sagittarius Stellium in the 10th House. This is likely the part of her chart that makes her such a go-getter. The pity here is that Jupiter is in the 12th House, almost conjunct Uranus, so the means of achieving her 10th House Career aims will have 12th House and Uranus themes, and we know 12th House themes are things that are hidden, secretive, and Uranus is unconventional.

Jupiter is in Aquarius, meaning Saturn is its dispositor. Her Saturn is in the 2nd House, Aries, and Saturn does not like to be here, which I’ve said many times. Saturn loses its virtues of patience, structure, and lawfulness in Aries, and the 2nd House is the House of finances and personal values.

If you string all these together, you might start to understand why she functions the way she does. Go-getter, but at any cost, with a huge chip on her shoulder because Sun conjuncts Chiron in the 9th House. It paints the same story as her 魁罡贵人 and 伤官见官 because clearly, lines were crossed. There is nothing wrong with ambition, but there is a reason why planets like Saturn govern justice, structure, and law. Ambition, without boundaries and coupled with lies (Neptune), to the point of being Machiavellian, rapacious, and unscrupulous, will have consequences.

Her Sagittarius Stellium is interesting because her Mars, Moon, and Venus are there. All the planets associated with love, sex, and drive are there. Moon rules her 5th House, and Venus rules her 8th, so yes, more screaming. Mars rules her 2nd and 9th, governing money and personal beliefs, and her Sun, conjunct Chiron, is even in her 9th House.

I think the worst thing about this chart is that her 1st House Ruler is weak and influenced by a weak dispositor (Saturn). Neptune’s transit into her 1st House is not great because her Neptune is unfortunately influenced by her Saturn as well. To put it simply, she is definitely a go-getter with something to prove, but 心机 is perhaps a little 重。 Morals, amongst other biological traits, are also very, very loose.

The reason why things blew up spectacularly for her as well is that Saturn conjunct Neptune is happening in her 1st House, right at her Ascendant. Neptune was in Pisces for a while, so if anyone felt like she was able to put up an illusion for her persona, this is why. Note that Neptune will influence her 10th House planets as well.

I never knew how young this screamer was until this saga blew up, and it’s only now that I watched some of her motivational videos, which I have to say, are rather hypocritical and audacious. To think that she felt she had life figured out already. Saturn always humbles, though.

Oh yes, happy Saturn Return, by the way – because this shitshow is really very pre-Saturn Return vibes.

Saturn, conjunct Neptune that’s exactly at her Ascendant, squares her Sagittarius Stellium at the same time. This transit is so, so poetic because Saturn has come to collect, and it basically strips away the illusion, and I guess exposes her for what she is. As for what she is, I’ll let society decide for itself.

I’ll just say it as it is: What a f***ing dogs*** of a Cat. 4 BaZi chart.

Why Did She Scream So Loud?

Look at that her Moon Trine his Mars; and look at his Mars Trine her Moon, Venus, and Mars. Even his Mercury was in on the action with a sextile (no pun intended). I mean, the planets and Houses associated with sex and pleasure are all involved?

If there’s any zodiac sign that is going bellow like a horse and be a screamer when porking, it has got to be the Sagittarius Stellium.

That is all I am going to say.

Projecting Into The Future

A part of me does feel very sorry that all these happened because it could have been really different. The entrepreneur remains successful and works hard for his family. Then there’s an up-and-coming Gen Z, ready to take on the corporate world and inspire her generation.

Alas, illusions.

I am rather curious if they will come back from this, or if it’s just a death spiral from now on.

I read that both parties are kickstarting KW Singapore, which is apparently some real estate agency platform. Both of them, arguably, are in a challenging 10-Year Phase now, and the most difficult part of it technically isn’t even here yet. Their next 10-Year Phase doesn’t look very promising either. There’s speculation that the company he founded and where the pair met, Property Lim Brothers, isn’t doing as well as it should either.

It will be interesting to see how well this KW Singapore performs over the next few years, especially once 2028 arrives.

The Objective, Mature Way To Look At This

Alright, time for a more serious perspective.

First and foremost, for all you know, I might have gotten the birth details wrong, and I’m just hallucinating. If that’s the case, just disregard everything I said in this post.

At the end of the day, I feel for the children the most. That’ll always be the case. My purpose as an astrologer is not to judge unless the situation really calls for it, and if I do have to judge, I hope it leads to something good and prevents some suffering. If Melvin were my friend and he came to me for advice, I would be screaming (non-sexually) at him to bail and stay away from someone with a chart like that. I’m sure he’s a smart guy, but unfortunately, someone got to him where it felt most raw (OK, this was unintentional). If everything about them setting up businesses together is true, it would be a very irrational move on his part.

This is a chart of a man who had a tough start to life and probably still needs some healing, but could only find it through unconventional means that put his family’s stability at risk. Let’s be fair to him – he’s not the only one who is like that, but unfortunately, he’s more high profile. Anyone who keeps getting into toxic and intense relationships is struggling with the same issue because it is that intensity that validates a need you never addressed.

This need was addressed by someone who is clearly ambitious and willing to go to any length to achieve her ambitions. It’s hard to say what the karmic lessons here are, but to be fair to this lady, I have no doubts she has her fair share of trauma to deal with, and it manifested in unhealthy ways.

Personally, I don’t like pretentious people who try too hard to be woke or inspirational, especially when they’ve not done much with their lives. But that’s just me. You do you.

All these will be forgotten someday. Hopefully, everyone heals and moves on from this, and the children will be OK.

If there’s anything to take away from all of this, perhaps it’s this.

If you want to make anyone scream, just keep it to one person – ideally, your spouse.

– Sean

P.S By the way, realtors… If you think a Feng Shui item can alter or has anything to do with your career success… You’re f***ing low IQ. You’re not going to have a bountiful harvest – you are the harvest, dumbf***s. Just saying.

The Gist Of Everything